Obesity: Root Of All Evil

I consulted the holy weighing scale in the bathroom and it revealed that I gained 1.3 lb. Fuck Blame the holidays! Or is it just water retention? Whatever it is, I'm still fat.

I, for one, believe in weighing scales as indicators of our daily successes and failures.

I swear, in the name of Karen Carpenter Keira Knightley Victoria Beckham Angelina Jolie: I'll stick to my banana/oatmeal/apple and tea diet and yoga.

In addition, being cold burns more calories. I promise to take cold showers, and sleep with the airconditioning unit in full blast.

Angelina Jolie, pray for us.

Haha..